Projection? Oh Malfoy, odds are ten to one I've been in the Slytherin girl's dorm at least twice as much as you. Oddly enough, on more than one occassion they made jokes about how all Slytherin boys are a bit too...poofy, for their tastes.

Seriously though, could you tell them to stop growing their nails so long? Them more than any other house have this tendency to really dig 'em into my back while...anyway, I'm sure you can get plenty of girls on your own, that's why your dad had to arrange a marriage for you.