purebloodpride | (no subject)

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How is it that once again I stumble over first years playing, in a loud and rambunctious manner, in the halls? Not only were these knee-high pests playing where normal (this does not include you, Potter) people walk, but they were obviously playing 'Heroes and Villains'.

This is a notice to all children; neither I, nor anyone else in my family, are villains. Not falling arse over tit to fawn over Potter, does not give you permission to 'act out' Potter hexing anyone of my relations. Your loud shrieks of 'Mercy, hero Potter' and 'I will do anything! Just please do not hurt me, big hero', are an insult to my name.

The next child found dressed up with a scar painted on its forehead, will get 10 points ducked from its House. Should it be accompanied by a child with its hair charmed white, it will be 20 points.

Should anyone need me, I will be in the Prefect Bathroom, indulging myself with a bath.

You all just thought of me naked, didn't you?

I knew it.

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I would like to say that right now I completely agree with Mr. Malfoy. Performing in these little skits are just hurtful acts towards our Slytherin prefect and I will give any Ravenclaw involved a stern talking to.

Having said that, I hardly think that these acts involve the removal of such a large amount of house points, especially considering that the perpetrators are often our youngest and newest members. A little patience goes a long way Mr. Malfoy, I'm sure a young man with such a bright future ahead of him can appreciate those words.

Sweet Salazar, Malfoy. The thought of you naked is just disgusting and disturbing. I think I need to relieve myself of my lunch thank you very much for that.

What's wrong Malfoy? Can't stand to see a re-enactment of you being the loser that you are?

Involuntary action I assure you, though that can't be your fault. I'm sure that bathwater's just a little cold.

HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ah, Malfoy, that was priceless.

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