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purebloodpride) wrote1996-09-22 06:46 pm
purebloodpride) wrote1996-09-22 06:46 pm
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How is it that once again I stumble over first years playing, in a loud and rambunctious manner, in the halls? Not only were these knee-high pests playing where normal (this does not include you, Potter) people walk, but they were obviously playing 'Heroes and Villains'.
This is a notice to all children; neither I, nor anyone else in my family, are villains. Not falling arse over tit to fawn over Potter, does not give you permission to 'act out' Potter hexing anyone of my relations. Your loud shrieks of 'Mercy, hero Potter' and 'I will do anything! Just please do not hurt me, big hero', are an insult to my name.
The next child found dressed up with a scar painted on its forehead, will get 10 points ducked from its House. Should it be accompanied by a child with its hair charmed white, it will be 20 points.
Should anyone need me, I will be in the Prefect Bathroom, indulging myself with a bath.
You all just thought of me naked, didn't you?
I knew it.
This is a notice to all children; neither I, nor anyone else in my family, are villains. Not falling arse over tit to fawn over Potter, does not give you permission to 'act out' Potter hexing anyone of my relations. Your loud shrieks of 'Mercy, hero Potter' and 'I will do anything! Just please do not hurt me, big hero', are an insult to my name.
The next child found dressed up with a scar painted on its forehead, will get 10 points ducked from its House. Should it be accompanied by a child with its hair charmed white, it will be 20 points.
Should anyone need me, I will be in the Prefect Bathroom, indulging myself with a bath.
You all just thought of me naked, didn't you?
I knew it.
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Seriously though, could you tell them to stop growing their nails so long? Them more than any other house have this tendency to really dig 'em into my back while...anyway, I'm sure you can get plenty of girls on your own, that's why your dad had to arrange a marriage for you.